we had a burlesque night at work and i was a little bit in love with the hoop lady!!


defcons replied to your post “requests/suggestions open”

MMMOOOOORRRRDDDDIIIINNNNNN he is my forever girl but draw whatever and have fun!!!! Well done for drawin!!!



Tagged by inanawkwardway!!

URL: defcons
Name: Ayshea [like geisha]
Nickname(s): Sheax. Some people call me Aysh. My nametag says Ashe.
Birthday: September 30th!
Gender: Female
Sexuality: I don’t really have a preference I hate everyone
Height: idk like 5’4?? v short
Time Zone: GMT/BST
Current time and date: 22:25, 27th August 2014
Average hours of sleep: either 4 or 14 depending on if I’m working or not
The last thing I Googled was: ”Price is Right losing horn mp3”
My most used phrase(s): ”Man” or “Do you know what I mean?” or “UGHHHHH”
First word that comes to mind: banana????
Last thing said to a family member: Goodnight losers.
One place that makes me happy and why: Hotel rooms in cities at night I guess?? I like watching city lights at night v calming also stars.
How many blankets I sleep under: no blankets?? One duvet cover.
Favorite beverage(s): Tea. And also that salted caramel mocha frappuccino from Starbs which is the only thing I will drink from there
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Some Like It Hot!!
Three things I can’t live without: Music; pencil & paper; books.
Something I plan on learning: To drive!! Eventually!!
A piece of advice for all my followers: From Kurt Vonnegut: “Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.” Also just don’t be a dick, man.

2,3,4,5 ;)
defcons defcons Said:

heyyyyy syd!!

2: already answered but!! No basically!!

3: I don’t like to be friends with anyone. The majority of dudes I know are sexist assholes and the majority of girls are also sexist assholes but sexist ABOUT LADIES???? WHY????? I just wanna be friends with people who like similar things and aren’t sexist assholes

4: I do often smile at strangers if I’m not being a miserable fuck but I’m not every good so it’s kind of like a pained grimace and they usually end up asking me if I need help

5: uhhh like?? as a significant other?? idk man I can’t even commit to myself haha. I always find the idea of investing so much time into another person, in a bf/gf sense, a very scary one !!

Asker suchsquare Asks:
17,19,47 i think
defcons defcons Said:

Hello !!

17: uhh probably like a couple weeks ago I think sometimes things just get on top of me so I cry it out for like 20 minutes bc if I don’t I’ll end up ripping someone’s throat out. Crying is healthy for both me AND the general public.

19: I don’t think so?? I mean I like pale eyes bc they super stand out but I don’t mind my eyes either so!!

47: ALL the time man reliving dumb moments and analysing now bad i fucked up but also nice moments I enjoyed too!!

Asker zibbyd Asks:
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because [ 7, 8, 9! ]
defcons defcons Said:

HA HA Hauhhggghhh I’m doing 6 as well idec

6: super gross I just woke up and am about to go back to sleep why did you suggest this question

7: pyjama bottoms & a batman shirt

8: erryday man I can’t go a day without listening to some kind of music 

9: I wear jeans & shorts/tights when I go out and sweat pants & leggins when home so !!

thank you!!!

Asker tronochrome Asks:
Omg yes please these are fab: 2, 11, 20!
defcons defcons Said:

you are ALWAYS there for my dumb asks thank you!!

2: I don’t think so!! Even when I was 18, 18 was too young haha. I’m 25 next month and I don’t usually like people younger than me. To date anyway I’m sure they would be cool to hang out with.

11: Tremendously antisocial I hate people.

20: I gotta work just like every bloody day !!

okay re: giveaway !! I have lots of stuff FOR the giveaway but I need to clean my room to find it all so… it might take a while but I 100% will be doing it but it might take a while so stick with me!!

  • 1. Did you wake up cranky?
  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
  • 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
  • 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
  • 16. Are you going out of town soon?
  • 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
  • 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
  • 23. Are you nice to everyone?
  • 24. What are you sitting on right now?
  • 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
  • 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
  • 30. Does anyone hate you?
  • 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
  • 33. Are you a jealous person?
  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
  • 35. Did you have a dream last night?
  • 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
  • 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
  • 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
  • 44. What’s the best part about school?
  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
  • 48. Were you single over the last summer?
  • 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
  • 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?


Please pay attention to what is happening in Ferguson right now.

The people of Ferguson are staging a peaceful protest regarding the unlawful, tragic murder of Mike Brown, and the police are responding with rubber bullets (one man has been injured so far) and tear gas, calling the protesters “fucking animals.”

"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

Robin Williams ( July 21st 1951 - August 11th 2014)

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ok do you see this Legendary Epic woman right here? this is wendy fucking carlos and i’m going to describe to you why wendy carlos is 30 thousand times better than you

  1. she is a 74 year old trans fucking woman. she remembers having dysphoria at age five and started hrt in 1968. you think transitioning is difficult now? try doing it in 1968. the thought scares the shit out of me.
  2. her first album, switched on bach, is a literal hour of her playing bach’s music on synthesizers. that’s classical edm. edm wouldn’t exist if she hadn’t brought synthesizers to prominence. the catch? synthesizers in 1968 were monophonic. that means you can only play one note at a time. wendy carlos sat there and played each instrument’s piece of bachs music at least 6 times per symphony, painstakingly overdubbing and rerecording each line, one at a time.
  3. oh yeah, switched on bach was the first classical album to sell more than 500k copies and she won 3 grammies and stayed on the billboard #1 pop charts for 17 weeks.
  4. you know tron? that really awesome movie whose sequel daft punk made the ost for? wendy is the original daft punk. tron’s soundtrack was all her; not only that, but so was a clockwork orange and the shining. 
  5. in 1998 this piece of shit momus (aka nick currie on wired) made a song mocking wendy’s sexual orientation. $50k of currie’ money later, she forced him to remove that song from his entire collection, have the master destroyed, and his music career fucking died after that.

figured i’d post this since daft punk keep getting a lot of love. i love daft punk, but they owe their lives to this fucking badass.

HOLY. CRAP. I did not know this.

work work work work work!

Wendy Carlos also scored Kubrick’s ‘Clockwork Orange’ and ‘The Shining.’ She’s a big deal, people.

Holy shit.

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world cat day so here is my queen

i hope you gaze upon her beauty and feel better for it


Hi guys!! Sorry for disappearing ;w; I’ve had an ear infection and general aching and ughhh I feel rubbish

Anyway, quick update on the hide stuff. Loads of people wanted the plushies so I’m auctioning them because I’m unemployed and sad and need money. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121400461301 

About the other stuff, I’ll reply to messages ASAP

my senpeep is selling thing for those of u with money!!!

Is that you could be great… if you could just be a normal person for two seconds.

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